The Wind In The Willows With weasels all over the Céline AW15 collection, it’s time to reread the adventures of Ratty, Badger and Mole. Disclaimer: the weasels here are far from friendly.
Army jackets The front row throw-on jacket at the recent shows. The Eileen Fisher anorak – the right side of oversized, and in the right shade of khaki – ticks all the boxes.
Shiseido Ibuki Multi Solution Gel Apply to spots, redness and general skin annoyingness. Then watch them disappear.
Finn Polmar No, not Matthew Goode. It’s his character on The Good Wife that we want to hang out with.
Waistcoats Unacceptable under all circumstances.
Kylie Jenner promoting anti-wrinkle products At the age of 17. There’s something very wrong with this, surely.
Madonna now Forget the cape and social media gaffes. It’s all about Madonna circa 1985 and Desperately Seeking Susan. Soko, our new favourite bottle blonde, channels the era – and wears the jacket – on the cover of her new single.
Hot cross bun fatigue Can happen. Take it easy on the hot buttered goodness this Easter.
Septum piercings A bit ew. Even Gaga has got rid of hers now. You should, too.