Hackett childrenswear for grown-ups They once made a pair of trousers embroidered with flying pheasants. What’s not to like?
Percy Pigs Tom Ford is a fan. That trip to MS for train journey chewies is suddenly a lot chicer.
Yuzu citrus flavour Häagen-Dazs OMG.
Topshop Unique’s pink velvet suit In the new resort collection. Bad on paper. Everything we need in the world IRL.
Typewriters as accessories No, you do not look quirky.
Apple slices pretending to be fries This Instagram trend is not funny. It just makes us want the real thing.
Alex and Piper on Orange Is The New Black Snore. Still, at least when they come on screen we get our household chores done.
Acroyoga AKA collaborative couples yoga. AKA we’re going to vomit.
Satin Sounds great, looks great on hanger. Wrinkles like nothing else when on.