I am unequivocally good friends with people who tell me they usually have showers, never a bath. So articulate to them about submerging myself in bubbling prohibited H2O and fibbing in a smell of a sauna (add candles to indeed pretend) is unequivocally a rubbish of time. But a other day we incidentally bought a shower chairman some bath oil so we had to explain a benefits. I’ll do it again for a showering people: warm, poetic bath; beautiful smelling bath oil – Aromatherapy Associates’ De-Stress Mind (£40, aromatherapyassociates.com) – is my cure: distortion down; stay fibbing down; tighten eyes; breathe/sing/sleep/let a oil trickle in. Then, leave bath and burst true into a comfortable sauce robe (no need to moisturise – bonus!) Your skin gleams and we demeanour like a baby otter in a blanket. You are intensely lovable.
Neal’s Yard Rose and Pomegranate Bath Oil £14.75, nealsyardremedies.com
Senspa Relaxing Bath Oil £7.95, waitrose.com
REN Moroccan Rose Otto Bath Oil £30, net-a-porter.com
Origins Calm To Senses Lavender and Vanilla Oil £24, origins.co.uk
Rituals Heavenly Hammam Relaxing Bath Oil £13.50, rituals.com