Fashion Brief
Going up
Damson jam Kate Moss has revealed that hers is the best – she gives it to friends with the label Kate’s Sweet and Sticky, apparently, which sounds a bit like a Rolling Stones album. Appropriately.
Pink bubble wrap The Vogue-approved gift wrap for this festive season.
Raey’s lace-cuffed socks Like the fancy party socks you had when you were six, but for grownups. Stocking-filler extraordinaire.
The Garden The conceptual punk sound is so-so, but these Orange County twins and Saint Laurent models have an unnerving knack for making geek chic hot.
J Crew’s ribbon-cut gold skirt A midi skirt shredded into fringing up to mid-thigh is just the right amount of Strictly for a party, when worn with a plain grey T.
Going down
Lobe fatigue Those big earrings, OUCH. We’re going on a mismatched-studs-only detox till the second week of December.
Emotional baggage A bleak new site, neverlikeditanyway.com, lets you sell your ex’s stuff rather than burn it – you know, eBay your misery. Well, you might as well make a few quid from it.
Christmas jumpers An Australian brand has come up with a Christmas jumper rashie for surfing/sun protection. No and nope.
Twerking Long dead, granted, but now we have a new move – the Swerve – as performed by Adriana Lima. Basically the twist, with added ponytail swish.
