Going up
Ancient Greek Sandals Flash Colour collection The perfect sandal in primary brights. Wear with jeans and crisp, white shirt for Bauhaus chic.
Mikel Arteta’s hair Post-Lego movie, the Arsenal midfielder’s moulded dark mop is looking on-trend.
Vicky McClure Lovely as Lol in This Is England, fab as Kate in Line Of Duty.
Grey: the fragrance The signature tone of Dior’s Avenue Montaigne HQ is available in fragrance form: Gris Montaigne. And Karl Lagerfeld wears it. What are you waiting for?
The Hunter spring mac in blue lily Very next season Miu Miu.
Going down
Centre partings An extreme side parting is the latest thing. All the Delevingnes are doing it (see Cara in the new Burberry fragrance ad).
Tuxedo jacket over skinny jeans Duster coat over midi skirt is the slouch-bohemian daywear update.
The prayer hands/high five emoji debate It’s prayer hands. Not a high five. Don’t try to tell us otherwise.
Pedicure-smudge The indentations on your toenails when the polish hasn’t dried before bed. Woe.
No Mean Girls 2 Tina Fey says there won’t be a sequel because “we’re all past high-school age”. Still feels like a serious burn to us.