Fashion Brief
Going up
Suede jackets Cut like a denim jacket, in suede. Isabel Marant Bolton is the dream, or buy vintage. Gamechanger.
Sunspel pyjamas for women Crisp, wholesome, chic and comfy – everything we want in lazy wear.
Amphibian green All the rage in Paris: Roland Mouret and John Galliano are making frog-coloured dresses a thing for next season.
Hard-boiled eggs One year ago: a wartime throwback, like Spam. Now: the pre-bikini regime breakfast of anyone who’s anyone.
Cryliner Thanks to Swedish girl group Dolores Haze we’re about makeup that looks like you’ve been crying.
Naomi Campbell in Empire Put-downs so scornful, even viewers feel the burn. Just what we need in the absence of a UK season of her modelling show, The Face.
Going down
Polo neck withdrawal OK it’s nice that it’s getting warmer. But how are we meant to get dressed without a polo neck?
Peplums on men See Snoop Dogg. No thanks.
Double denim Beige on beige is way cooler.
Blue hair The final dregs of seapunk have offended our eyes for a while now, but SXSW was the nail in the coffin for this look. Move on.
Beach body holiday shots Celebrities, can it with the tanned selfies, please. Yes, Spencer Matthews, we mean you.
Too much fizz When it comes to water, we’re all about the tiny carbonation of Badoit.
