The “morning-after eye” is a mess. A mess and a trend. According to certain paths of fashion, your eyes should look like you rolled home from an after-party two days and 67 missed calls late, a phone number scrawled on your forearm and cigarette butts in your hair. You achieve it with a good eyeliner and a clean finger, and a mascara you trust. Punky, grungy, bad-at-make-up-y, these are the things you’re aiming for when you apply your Bobbi Brown Cream Shadow Stick (£20, bobbibrown.co.uk), smudging it everywhere. And then a confident thick line of Eyeko Skinny Liquid Eyeliner (£10, eyeko.com) and 50 swipes of mascara. A bit of kohl on the inner lids? Go on.