Party skirts Midi length and worn with a cashmere jumper – the alpha look in the runup to Christmas.
Scandal Always awesome, but even more so now that we know Prince is a fan. Gladiators rule, etc.
Erin O’Connor Is it just us, or is the Noughties supermodel having a moment (again)?
Vicco Turmeric cream The new eight-hour cream, and all for under £5.
Elephants Still almost upstaging Dovima in the new Dior by Avedon book, nearly 70 years after the iconic picture was taken. Almost.
Fear Of God LA label worn by Kanye West, David Beckham and, er, Justin Bieber. Think grunge for 2015.
Macaroons It’s all about the Jaffa Cakes this winter.
Asking about Christmas plans It’s still too early. Sorry, babes.
Heathers Sacrilege, maybe, but as all viewers of Scream Queens know, the bitchy girl gang du jour is the Chanels.
Blue eyeshadow Still just a bit Princess Di for us.
Bad cover versions Specifically Jasmine Thompson’s awful rendition of Chaka’s Ain’t Nobody. It’s seizure-inducingly rude.